The Cowboy
A cowboy walks into a bar in Abilene, orders three mugs of brew and sits in
the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them,
he comes back to the bar and order three more.
The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug goes flat after
I draw it, so it would taste better if you bought just one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia,
the other is in Dublin, and I'm in Texas. When we all left home, we promised
that we'd drink this way to remember the days we were together. So I drink one
for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The cowboy
becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three
mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs! All the regulars take notice
and fall silent. When the cowboy comes back to the bar for the second round,
the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted
to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains. "It's just that
my wife and I joined the Baptist church and obviously I had to quit drinking.
Hasn't affected my brothers though."
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