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TOPIC 1 - How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by step, with slide presentations.
TOPIC 2 - The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow on the Holders? Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3 - Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat
Up and Avoiding the Floors/Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group practice.
TOPIC 4 - Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
TOPIC 5 - The After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly
into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on video.
TOPIC 6 - Loss of Identity: Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other. Help
line support and support groups.
TOPIC 7 - Learning How to Find Things, Starting With Looking in the Right
Place Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming. Open forum.
TOPIC 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers is NOT Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and audio tape.
TOPIC 9 - Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost. Real life testimonials.
TOPIC 10 - Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as She Parallel Parks?
Driving simulation.
TOPIC 11 - Learning to Live: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. On-line
class and role playing.
TOPIC 12 - How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation,
and breathing techniques.
TOPIC 13 - How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries,
Other Important Dates, and Calling When You're Going to be late. Cerebral shock
therapy sessions offered.
* Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the few survivors.
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