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A Bad Day - Your twin sister forgets your birthday. - You wake up face down on the pavement. - You put your bra on backwards and it fits better. - You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold. - You see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office. - Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. - You turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city. - The woman you've been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife. - Your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway. - You have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up. - Your doctor tells you, "Well, I have bad news and good news..."