Poor Silver
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a
beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns
the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt and said "I do. Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would
like to know that your horse is just about dead outside."
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough, Silver was about
dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and made him drink
it. Soon Silver was starting to feel better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto
and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create
enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe", and took off running circles around
Silver. Not able to do anything but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar
to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces, "Who
owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him
this time?"
The cowboy says to him, "Nothin' much, I just wanted you to know....you
left your Injun running.
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