What Is Old
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and
make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of
your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as
long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't
need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your
car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up
to pee.
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