Plane Crash
An airplane was going down and everybody knew they would crash in the ocean
below.....
A rich lady takes off all of her clothes and puts on every diamond she has
on her body! The passengers all look at her and say "What are you doing?"
She says "When we are in the ocean my diamonds will sparkle and I will
be the first one they find!"
Another woman takes off all her clothes and covers herself with $100 dollar
bills! The passengers all look at her, and she says, "When we are in the
ocean the $100 dollar bills will be floating all around me and they will find
me first!!!!!"
Then a black lady tears off all her clothes and just gets butt-naked!!!!!!
All the passengers look at her and ask, "What are you doing?"
The black lady says... "GIRL!!!!!, you know they always look for the black
box first!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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