Gotta Pee
A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to
take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk
about private matters in public. At first he holds it in for a little while
because he does not know what to say to the little girl to excuse himself. Then
he remembers what his Mom had said at the restaurant to excuse herself from
the table. So he turns to the little girl and says "Will you excuse me
I have to go powder my nose". And saying that he leaps out of the sandbox
and runs to the washroom.
When he comes back the little girl looks up at him and asks "Did you
powder your nose?"
"Yes" said the little boy stepping back into the sandbox.
"Well then" says the little girl, "You'd better close your
urse because your lipstick is hanging out."
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