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Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different? * Favorite Food Dogs: kibbles Computers: bits * After destruction of personal property D: dog not found C: file not found * Favorite trick D: roll over C: play dead * Comic-page hero D: Dogbert C: Dilbert * Widely ignored government mandate D: leash law C: Communications Decency Act * Waste disposal tool D: pooper-scooper C: uninstaller (necessary only on Win-tel machines!) * Method of marking territory D: lifting leg C: "Designed for Windows 2000" * Unique behavior D: lick and drag C: click-and-drag * Estimated lifespan D: 12 years C: 12 months