Broken Hearted Marine
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between
us is just to great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've
been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture
of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots
they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins
etc. I n addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures
of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in
that envelope....along with this note:
Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take
your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
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