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Choices A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Oklahoma. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink? He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips!" The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Gosh darn, I didn't know we had a choice."