Where is God
A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief
occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining
children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent
her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman
in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and
asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with
his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is
God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised
his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where
is God!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into
his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in
the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in big trouble
this time! God is missing and they think we did it!"
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