Raisin Bread
Bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes
to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a
young man comes into the store, glances at the clerk
and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and
the location of the raisin bread -- on the very top
shelf - he politely says to the young woman, "I'd like
some raisin bread, please."
She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread,
providing the young man with an excellent view, just
as he surmised she would. When she comes down the ladder, he says he really
should get two loaves as he is having company for
dinner.
As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread,
one of the other male customers notices what is going
on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of raisin bread
so he can continue to enjoy the view.
With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems
to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty
soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread
just to watch the young woman climb up and down.
After many trips, she is tired, irritated and
thinking she is really going to have to try the raisin
bread herself.
Once again she is up the ladder retrieving a loaf
of raisin bread for another male customer. She stops
and fumes, glaring at the men below. She notices an
elderly man standing among the crowd of males looking
up at her who hasn't placed an order yet. Thinking to
save herself another trip up and down the ladder, she
yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?"
"No", croaked the old man, "but it's a quivering!"
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