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Ladies Taking a Few Cheap Shots WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY? (they don't have enough time) WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS? (because they don't have penises to put them in) WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON? (they're intended for children, but men usually play with them) WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE? (it is sex with someone they love) WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties) WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE? (so he can tell if he's coming or going)