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A Couple Thoughts I love animals, they taste great. EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest! Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free? Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.