Real Advertisements
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers
across the country.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
Children my flavorite dish!
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Are they implying this is a fat woman desk?
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Yeah, as if they could even get it up,
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take
home, too.
So if your deaf do you get a hearing pair?
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand
I can do it myself by hand for free. Why pay
you?
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
Only if your young, hot, and busty.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
So if you buy the dog make sure you give away your
children.
UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Hey at least you know your being screwed.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Thank goodness becuse drunk cows that smoke give
bad
tasting milk.
Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks
included.
Best of all they won't leave bruises.
Illiterate? Write today for free help.
Some smartass has a real sick sense of humor.
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
Some religions celebrate Christmas twice a year.
Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
Well if they're so hard to find how do you know what
to get
them?
Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.
Crucifixion, burnt at the stake, stoned to death,
your choice!
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Only a foolish man would have this problem.
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