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Valentine's Day Cards A guy walks into a post office one day to send out a large envelope and he needs the appropriate postage. Approaching the counter he sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the next counter over methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. The balding man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying them all. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" The man thinks "this guy has that many lovers? No way he's to old and unappealing". He turns back the the love stamp licking man and asked "Why are you sending out these love cards?" "I'm a divorce lawyer."