10 things a man can do at Wal-Mart
Here are 10 things a man can do at Wal-Mart
while his wife is taking her sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.
2. Get on the PA system and announce in an official
tone: 'All cars in row 1 of the parking lot are illegally parked and will be
towed. Will the owner of the cars please move them'. . and see what happens.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
rest-room.
4. Get on the PA system and announce in an official
tone: 'Code 3, Housewares' . . and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk
and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
6. Move a
'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
10.
While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where
the bullets and anti-depressants are.
12.
In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when
people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the
door and wait a while . . . then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper
in here!"
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