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Ponderings collection #4 Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? Why Isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"? Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?