The Genie
Three men, the Canadian Prime Minister, President Bush and Osama Bin
Laden are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and
a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, that is three wishes total in
reward for freeing me." says the Genie.
The Canadian Prime Minster says, " I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer,
and my son also is a farmer. I want the land to be forever fertile in
Canada."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF', the land in Canada was forever
made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan
so that no infidels can come into our precious state".
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around
Afghanistan.
President Bush asks the Genie, "I am very curious. Please tell me
more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it is about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet
thick and completely surrounds the entire country; nothing can get in
or out -- the wall is virtually impenetrable."
President Bush says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water."
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