Christmas Chet
A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a
unique gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what
he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols.
He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees
that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much for singing.
The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls
out a lighter. The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under
Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night,
Holy Night."
The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches
as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now
starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way." The husband
says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him.
The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this
wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet and starts to explain the
parrot's special talent.
Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird
sings "Silent Night." He then moves the lighter under the right
foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells." The wife
is absolutely impressed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband
what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead. Curious
the husband moves the lighter between the bird's legs, and the bird begins
to sing - Chet's nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!
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