Getting Married at 70
A lonely spinster, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married so
she put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED
Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me,
and must still be good in bed! All applicants apply in person."
On the second day she heard the doorbell ring and when she opened the
door she saw a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair with no
arms or legs.
The woman said: "You're not really asking me to consider you, are
you? Just look at you...you have no legs!"
The old man smiled: "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted: "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled, 'Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently: "Are you still good in
bed?"
With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile and said "I rang
the doorbell didn't I?"
REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.
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