A Puzzle
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me.... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to get it started."
The boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
The boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's
have a cup of coffee, then........."
he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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