The Hebrews
A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon
a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were some symbols. It was
considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three
thousand years old!
The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists
from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge
meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.
The President of the society pointed at the first drawing and said: "The
first symbol on the left looks like a woman. We can judge that it was
family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they
were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were
smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing
looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they even had tools to help
them.
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means
that if a famine had hit the earth, whereby the food didn't grow, they
would take to the sea for food. The last symbol appears to be the Star
of David which means they were evidently Hebrews."
The audience applauded enthusiastically, but a little old man stood up
in the back of the room and said, "Idiots, Hebrew is read from right
to left. It says:
"Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Woman!"
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