Quiet Speech
An Englishman ,a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the
Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing
first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman
ask him what he was doing.
"Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts
and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen.
So my speech started: Ladies and Gentlemen".
On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better
than that English bastard and started his speech by making an antler symbol
with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin.
When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well" he
explained" By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was
starting my speech by saying: Deer Ladies and Gentlemen".
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further
than those mainland bastards and started his speech by making an antler symbol
above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating
furiously.
When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well"
he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin
and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying: Deer Ladies and Gentlemen,
it gives me great pleasure......."
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