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What a Drink Says About a Man Cheap Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get lucky. Premium Local Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get lucky. Imported Beer: He likes expensive beer and wants to get lucky Wine: He is hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get lucky. Vodka: Extremely horny hound would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get lucky. Whisky: He does not give two craps about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting lucky. Southern Comfort: Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting lucky. Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I am gonna go shag something with a pulse. Barcardi Breezer/Hooch/Malibu: He is gay.