Union Rules
A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las
Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the brothels nearby.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union
house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the
street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search
continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded,
"Why, yes sir, this IS a Union House.
" The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the
girls get?"
"The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00"
"That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam
$100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive
blonde.
"I'd like her for the night."
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then gesturing to
an 85-year old woman in the corner, "but according to the Union rules,
Ethel here has Seniority."
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