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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

(Better if you read them out loud, or they may not make much sense)

ENGLISH WAY CHINESE WAY
Thats not right Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man Dum Fuk
Small horse Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped in to a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat
Its very dark in here Wao So Dim
I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone No Pah King
Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great Fa Kin Su Pah
Whats up Wa Sa Pen Ing
For the losers who didnt get it Yu fa kin dum

 

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