Sisters of St. Francis
A man was driving down a deserted strech of highway when he noticed a
sign out of the corner of his eye. that reads. Sisters of St. Francis
house of prostitution 10 miles.
He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination, and drives on without
a second thought. Soon he sees another sign which says.
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS house of prostitution. 5 miles.
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are real. then he drives
a third sign saying.
SISTERS OF STHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT.
His curiosity gets the best of him. He pulls into the drive on the far
side of the parking lot. There is a somber building with a sign next to
the door reading.
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun
in a long black habit who ask, "what may we do for you my son?"
he says "I saw your sign along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business."
She replies "very well, my son please allow me."
He was led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man. Please knock on the
door, he does as he is told, and this door is answered by another nun
in a long habit holding a tin cup. The nun instructs, please place $50
in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.
He get the $50. out of his wallet and places it in the nun's cup. He
trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, and pulls it shut
hehind him. As the door locks behind him. He finds himself back in the
parking lot facing another sign.
GO IN PEACE MY SON
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF SAINT FRANCIS...
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