The Poopie List
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's
no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet,
but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels
unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your
underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've
pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie
some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much
to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid
to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet
brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long
night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the
bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but
all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear
it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast,
your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though
you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut
it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure
you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
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