Short Jokes
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic
show. After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theater
yelled, "How'd you do that?"
"I could tell you, sir" the magician answered "but then
I'd have to kill you."
After a short pause, the man yelled back "OK, then just tell my
wife."
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.
As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood
at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we
order, could you please settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are...very slowly?
The blonde guy leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr-gerrrrr
Kiiinnnggg."
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front
of the big silver back gorillas cage, when one woman makes a gesture that
the gorilla interprets as an invitation.
He grabs her, yanks her over the fence and takes her to his nest in the
pen. There he ravishes her and makes passionate love to her for about
2 hours till he is tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital.
Her friend visits her the next day and asked, "Are you hurt?"
She replied, "Of course I'm hurt; He hasn't called! He hasn't written!"
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