Good News
Bambi, a buxom blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he
came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping
for joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.
When Bambi said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down,
when she told him that she was pregnant!
He was ecstatic! They had been trying for awhile. He kissed her and told her,
"That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"
He asked, "What do you mean, 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have
TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how
she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to pharmacy and bought
the twin pack home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!"
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