Lesson in lovemaking
A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon, they were working
in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the
husband said...
''Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it's as
wide as the gas grill.''
Feeling the need to prove his point, he got out a yard stick and measured
the grill, then his wife's butt. ''Yep,'' he said,'' just what I thought,
just about the same size.''
The wife became mad and left him gardening alone. She went inside the
house and didn't speak to him for the rest of the day.
When they retired to bed that evening, the husband cuddled up to his
wife and said, ''How about it, honey? How about a little lovemaking?''
The wife turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. ''What's
the matter?'' he asked.
She replied... ''You don't think I'm going to fire up this big A$$ grill
for one little weenie, do you?''
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