Cuban Dog
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over
themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving
in front of her all at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves
and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, the
Poodle decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one of you who
uses the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent
sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Labrador Retriever speaks up quickly and says,
"I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle, "that shows no imagination
or intelligence whatsoever."
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said, "How well
can you do?"
"Um...I HATE liver and cheese!" blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle, "I guess it's hopeless. That's
just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about
you?"
The last of the three males is a handsome exiled Cuban dog. He gives
her a big smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab
and says... "Liver alone, Cheese mine."
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